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Chick Magnet
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 No, I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about the magical shirt of attraction +5 that I ordered from cracksmokingshirts.com. If you've seen Napoleon Dynamite, you will certainly appreciate the "Vote for Pedro" reference, but I had no idea that this one of the cult films quotes imprinted on my shirt would cause such a ruckus with the ladies. The first time I wore the shirt, I received a resounding cheer of approval from my coworkers, but it wasn't until I ventured into the wilds of downtown Portland that the true power of the shirt was revealed.
No less than 7 times did a nice looking young lady comment on my outer wear. I suppose I was too impressed that they even understood the reference to realize just how enamoured they were with the shirt. In fact, when a friend and I went into the Rock Bottom Brewery for lunch a waitress almost spilled two plates of food and some beer (the horror!) as her eyes locked with my shirt, yet her legs kept moving forward causing a collision with another waitress who was also staring at my shirt! Both waitresses took the time to come back to our table and express how much they loved the movie and how cool my shirt was. I commented to my pal that I should sell my services as a chick magnet for our single friends. Alas I was not the only one to have the experience with this magical shirt. I purchased an identical (albiet 3 sizes smaller) shirt for my friend Chibbs and he reported a similar experience while shopping with friends. Apparently his shirt was so magnetic that the fresh coffee stain couldn't hold the ladies at bay. Amazing!
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